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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Peer pressure

Everybody else is doing it so...

You are a

Social Liberal
(86% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(13% permissive)

You are best described as a:


Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

Yay Socialism!!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Choo choooo

One of the items in the news today is about the deaf Miss Texas dying when she was hit and killed by a train. Now obviously this is a tragedy but I need to make the obvious point here, If you are deaf... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WALKING ON AN ACTIVE TRAIN LINE!?!

Whew, now that's off my chest. Natural selection is alive and well people, so watch your step!

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Looky dat

Fucking around on the web today and I found this blog which has to be read. It's written by this Saudi guy living in London and he just spends all his time ripping on the house of saud and all the islamofacists that dominate Islam today. Definitely check it out.

The post about the war to defend the honor of a female camel is priceless.

Slobo we hardly knew ye

Today former Yugoslav president and war criminal Slobodan Milosevic was found dead in his cell at the Hague where he was standing trial for his role in the 1990's Balkan war.

It is tradition that when someone dies we speak well of them and mention their accomplishments and contributions to the human race. So for ol''s around here somewhere...hold on a minute...still looking...looking...looking...not there...definitely not there...umm...yeah.

Anywhoo, moving on. So Slobo, when you get to where you're going tell Tim McVeigh and Hitler I said hi, and tell Mao I read the little red book and it was a real page turner. I should be joining you in about 20-25 years, (40 if I quit drinking). I put a little down payment on a plot of land on the lake of fire which is within easy commuting distance to the city of Dis. However there is a huge mansion going up in the neighborhood, getting ready for Cheney's arrival, and that is going to sent home values and tax rates all to hell. Sooo if you could peek in on that for me that would be great, thanks!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Drinkable art

Great googly moogly, what the hell happened at the Milwaukee Art Museum last month, and why did the Journal-Sentinel have a coniption about it yesterday?
It appears that last month, to celebrate the opening of a new exhibit, the museum held a party where there was a $30 charge to get in and an all-you-can-drink martini bar. The result was that the sainted Caltrava addition became host for a frat party. Numerous people vomited in several places, some exhibits were damaged, and the coup de grace was 4 sloshed art patrons scaling a sculpture of a woman to touch the breasts. I join the high-minded people of this community in condemning these acts of lewd and boorish behavior, and furthermore...awww who am I kidding, why the fuck didn't I go? Now there will never be another one, shit!
Although the bacanalia happened on Feb. 11, the media in this town, in typical lightning fashion, got around to it yesterday. Spurred on by the predictable indignation from right-wing talker Charlie "Seig Heil" Sykes, the Journal-Sentinel exploded in an orgasm of coverage including a front page story, an editorial, 2 columns, and a full page talking about the martini, the history, the various types and even how to drink one. Yes my friends the Journal Sentinel was actually telling Milwaukeeans how to drink.
The coverage was overwhelmingly condecending and insulting talking about the unsophication of the city's residents, how a beer and brat, blue collar town could not handle high art and cotillian-like galas. So when did the local rag get taken over by a bunch of self-infatuated FIBs to begin with? I don't care where you are Milwaukee, New York, Paris, or frickin Antanarivo when you advertise "all you can drink" a certian crowd is gonna come out of the woodwork...with me in it.
Write the Journal-Sentinel and tell them to go fuck themselves, or better yet get tanked and go puke in the lobby. It's on the corner of 4'th and state, kitty corner from the Bradley center and convinently around the corner from McGillicuddy's. Cheers Milwaukee

Now where's a statue, I wanna go feel me some boobies!!!