Slobo we hardly knew ye

Today former Yugoslav president and war criminal Slobodan Milosevic was found dead in his cell at the Hague where he was standing trial for his role in the 1990's Balkan war.

It is tradition that when someone dies we speak well of them and mention their accomplishments and contributions to the human race. So for ol' Slobo...umm...it's around here somewhere...hold on a minute...still looking...looking...looking...not there...definitely not there...umm...yeah.

Anywhoo, moving on. So Slobo, when you get to where you're going tell Tim McVeigh and Hitler I said hi, and tell Mao I read the little red book and it was a real page turner. I should be joining you in about 20-25 years, (40 if I quit drinking). I put a little down payment on a plot of land on the lake of fire which is within easy commuting distance to the city of Dis. However there is a huge mansion going up in the neighborhood, getting ready for Cheney's arrival, and that is going to sent home values and tax rates all to hell. Sooo if you could peek in on that for me that would be great, thanks!