Happy thoughts...happy thoughts...I SAID HAPPY THOUGHTS DAMMIT!
Any true Braves fan had already anticipated the outcome of this afternoon’s 18-inning marathon long before its inevitable end. Years of soul-crushing post-season defeats teach you to be prepared. Accordingly household guns were pre-loaded with blanks, and all the pills in the medicine cabinet were replaced with harmless placebos. I have no razors in the house but I went so far as to put my Norelco in a safety deposit box at the bank. Too much you say? Braves fans can be determined…very determined. Unless there’s traffic, then usually we’re gone by the seventh inning stretch.
5 Comments:
Wow... just... wow. 18 ins, Roger Clemens coming in and sweeping up, a walk-off home run -- what playoff baseball is all about.
I think Smoltz summed it up best when he said the two greatest games he's played in they've lost.
8:40 AM
Don't worry Chipper, there's room for you on the White Sox bandwagon!!!
6:04 PM
I feel your pain, even though I live in a hapless, baseball haven of Bonds lovers. Atleast the Yanks lost too.
10:57 PM
I agree Diane, let's all celebrate what's most important -- Fuck the Yankees!!!
10:26 AM
OK, OK. This is MY blog and I simply will not stand for all this Yankee bashing...without joining in. The Bravos may be out but the fact that the Yanks are gone too makes the bitterness a little easier to swallow.
Any time the Bronx Bombers get bounced from the playoffs the sun shines a little brighter, the birds sound clearer, and the air smells sweeter.
7:42 PM
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