Everybody gets their kicks

I love this story.

Sometimes there is so much bad news in the world that you just can't stomach it; war, corruption, the Republican party. But every now and then something pops up in the news and you can't help but smile, like this for example...

Over New Year's weekend the Disney World resort in Orlando hosted a soccer tournament for kids 13 and younger. Teams from all over the country converged on a Crowne Plaza hotel just outside the land of the mouse, but they were not the only large group booked during that period. A large swingers convention was also taking place at the same time. Now we all learn early on that its important to share, and sometimes in life you have to share a hotel with 200 swingers. Hey, those are the brakes.

Well sharing is a virtue that seemed to have been lost on many of the soccer moms and dads. Apparently many of the parents complained that there was a great deal of "immoral behavior" taking place at the hotel. Men and women were running around the public areas "flashing their breasts and exposing their buttocks" There were even reports of a large naked dance party taking place inside one of the hotel ballroms. One parent remarked "we expected to go to Orlando, not the Las Vegas strip." In all fairness you have to pay to watch that kind of behavior in Vegas. New Orleans used to provide you with those kinds of freebees, but nowadays the only thing that women on Burbon Street are exposing their breasts for are national guardsmen carrying extra MREs.

Getting back to the swinging soccer tourney, Where did Orlando get the rep for being such a clean town? It is in Florida after all, America's schlong. Plus after they get off the set all those Disney characters have got to blow off steam somehow. Take Donald for example, ignoring the whole no pants thing (hey, sometimes you just gotta be free) Donald is a sailor, and when he goes on shore leave...look out. Mickey and Minnie have been into S & M since the 40's, and Goofy...well the court papers are a matter of public record. Even Shamu, across town, has been known to get a dirty sanchez on occasion.

One interesting item in this is that all the complaints came from the parents, the kids seem to be silent on the subject. That is because no pree teen in their right mind would complain about a bunch of naked people running around. If you have a 13 year-old boy, and he is upset because someone is showing their tits...get him help.