Let's play our game

Wink: Ladies and gentlemen! Put your hands together because it's time to play the east side's favorite game show...

WHERE THE FUCK DID I PARK MY CAR?!?

(Thunderous applause)

Our first contestant is a 28 year-old teacher from Webster Place who enjoys homebrewing and long walke on the beach. Ladies and gentlemen give a warm welcome to Jim Warren.

(Thunderous applause)

Me: Thank you, thank you Wink.

Wink: Lets get down to it Jim, where do you usually park your car?

Me: Well Wink I like to park in front of my building but those spots go really fast, so sometimes I end up on Prospect or Stowell. And if those spots are taken I can always find a slot in the alley between Stowell and Downer.

Wink: Pretty typical experience for an east sider, and is your car in any of those places this morning?

Me: No it isn't Wink

Wink: So are you ready to play our game?

Me: Let's do it Wink

Wink: Okay Jim, to start we need to hear the most commonly heard phrase on the east side next to "woooo!".

Me: Okay Wink, WHERE THE FUCK DID I PARK MY CAR?!?

(Thunderous applause)

Wink: We'll find out after these messages.