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Houston Comets star Sheryl Swoopes has just come out of the closet as a lesbian. Mazel tov Sheryl, and in your decision to come out I think we may have found a way to market the WNBA. Think about it, a group of Amazonian black women working together, playing together, even…showering together. Oh yes, I imagine they would need lots of soap. Ooh right there. What’s that, you can’t reach? Let her help you. No no no, not too fast, enjoy it, it feels good. That’s right it’s totally natural. Now you take that sponge and rub her right there, oooohhh yeah…WHACK!!! Anyway…yes, new marketing concept for the WNBA, think of the DVD sales!