Ramblin' man
Like swallows to Capistrano, and septuagenarians to Florida I too must migrate from time to time. That is why tomorrow I will point the kim-chee powered love machine eastward towards one of the ancestral homelands. New Hampshire, the only state that mentions death on the license plate, where “Yup” is considered a complete sentence, where maple syrup is an aperitif.
In between there will be two days of turnpike driving. Picture it…service plazas, AM radio, and unrelenting swamp butt. If all goes well I will be spending tomorrow night in Buffalo. (Now there’s a thought that would brighten anyone’s day) All that for topographical diversity and cheap lobstah.
posted by Jim at 2:30 PM
6 Comments:
"and unrelenting swamp butt"
I just threw up in my mouth.
Have a safe trip, you ass.
3:02 PM
http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/news/archive/local_21948779.shtml
reasons I miss wisconsin,
enjoy your swampy ass, and if you manage to put a facecloth down there you might be able to squeeze out a few drops, distill them and sell them as pure James.
Aj
1:22 PM
"Methadone is essentially an AIDS prevention tool," said professor Chris Beyrer, founding director of the Center for Public Health and Human Rights at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore.
This is a great statement
3:06 PM
"Watermelon, back in the days, was a good food for African Americans, according to the Bible, but at the same time, it had an attachment with slavery and bondage ties," the Rev. Carl Johnson said.
8:04 AM
When was watermelon metioned in the bible?
1:48 PM
http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/05/front2453579.075.html
does this sound like a Republican intrepretation of what the NEA should be like??????
1:49 PM
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