Oh my god...

One of the best Family Guy episodes ever! Fuckin' hysterical!

-(As Moses)"Allright, listen up, before we go any further I'm going to lay down a few rules:
Commandment #1 Shut the hell up.
Commandment #2 There's nothing I can do about the sun."

-(African newscast) "Coming up in this half-hour, flies on your face. How many is too many? But first, that orange thing in the sky; what is it? And what can you do to please it?"

-"After that Nate devoted his life to getting back at the white man for the injustice of slavery, by inventing the Department of Motor Vehicles."

This one's staying on the TIVO for a while.