12/7

Today is December 7, Pearl Harbor day. Sixty-five years ago Japanese forces mounted a sneak attack on the U.S. Pacific fleet on the island of Oahu. We should take time to thank the rapidly dwindling number of those who served in the noble conflict that followed.

We should also be thankful that our current commander-in-chief was not in charge at the time. For in response to the Japanese attack he would have blown the shit out of Canada! On the other hand if Winnipeg went up in a blinding white flash would anyone have noticed?